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The Shallow End

#162: Getaway Blow-up Raft

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Episode #162 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is hotter than a doorknob in hell!  Jethro begins with the tale of a man with a shady past who got pulled over by the police in Orange County, CA. When you have a history of brushes with the law, and you get pulled over by the police, what’s the best way to handle it?  That’s easy!  Just tell them you’re someone else!  Say, your brother. Yeah!  Just tell them you’re your brother!  Then Lindsay tells us about a very inventive bank robber who planned “the perfect getaway.” Why bother with a car when you can float a rubber tube down a nearby creek? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

0:09.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end

0:23.4

with Schnebley and talk. So, J.G., it's summertime. That means the living is easy. The living is

0:29.6

easy. People are talking about vacations. And Nancy and I were just coming back from a hike and something

0:34.8

popped into my head. My very own shallow moment, shallow end moment.

0:39.9

This was two years ago in Lennox, Massachusetts, where our good friends, the Browns,

0:47.0

had invited us to join them to see James Taylor in concert on July 4th.

0:52.2

I remember you telling me about this.

0:54.0

Yeah.

0:54.8

So the house that we were renting in, were renting, was about a mile from Tanglewood,

1:02.0

the location of the concert that was taking place that night.

1:06.5

And Derek and I decided, hey, why don't we preosition our rental car in the parking lot at Tanglewood, which is actually a giant lawn?

1:17.8

And then we'll walk back to the house.

1:21.7

And then when it's time to get closer to the concert, we'll just take a big red wagon with all of our, you know,

1:29.8

beach chairs and picnic baskets and food and wine and all that stuff. We'll take the wagon

1:35.3

down and enjoy the the pre-concert dinner, our picnic, then enjoy the concert, then just put the

1:43.8

wagon back in the big

1:45.6

SUV and drive back home because by then it's going to be, you know, probably 10 o'clock at night.

1:52.1

Perfect idea. So we tell Nancy and Terry, our wives, our plan, they say great. So we have just the one rental car now for the,

2:05.3

for the four of us. So Derek and I drive to Tanglewood, find this great parking space to pre-position

2:12.5

it, and then we walk back to the verbo, to the rental house, where we're staying.

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