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Oh my god, I always want drugs because I literally can't function without it because like on my content people are like, oh she's just acting like she's on acid and I was like, why would I do that?

I'm literally 28, like I have nothing to prove.

And also, didn't you candy flip for five days in a row?

Yeah, that's why I'm like terrible right now. I candy flip for, and people are like, that's so funny and I'm just like, no, I have no serotonin left in my body.

So I was in Vegas for my birthday last week and then so like, you know, every day I was just like, I also felt so famous because so many people in Vegas recognize me and I was like, it was, and it was like so surprising to me because like one like, I feel like, even like without, like without makeup, which was like, you know, a lot of times I was recognized, I feel like I'm like, I'm like, like very generic, not seeing that in a bad way.

It's just like, there's literally like seven billion people on the earth, like it's like fine to look generic.

My name's like also Melissa, you know what I mean? Sure. It's like, I'm not, you know, I'm not like, you know, tied to my individuality or whatever. And I'm just like, yeah, I'm literally a sack of flesh full of piss and shit and blood, like literally, like I'm literally like three holes and like a bank account, like that's all I am.

And so I, so, so surprised that so many people recognize me and especially like in the dark too and like literally like it just brought my ego up to like unprecedented heights.

People are so nervous. They're like, we're hoping I was like, no, I'm sure people recognize you a lot. Oh my God. In Chicago, I'm like hometown hero kind of, which is so fucking fun.

It's amazing. Everybody knows me in the minute I walk on my apartment. It's so so fun. I'm also in like a queer neighborhood. You know, I got all the gays love love me as they shed.

But it's oh my God, no, it goes so much like I have to like, like go back in my apartment. Yeah, I'm the best. And then I come here and like one person recognized me and I was like, okay.

Yeah, no, like I was surprised because like so many people recognize me and vegas. And I think I've had like like two people recognize me in LA and both times we're at silver lake.

And I think it was like also I mean, like and I also make a lot of TikToks at silver lake. So I think it was just very like if come over here, I'm here.

Yeah, whatever. Can I smoke this in here? Oh, yeah, please, please. Yeah, I vape constantly. Yeah, I know I'm like welded to my hands. I know I'm literally like always consuming something like every morning. Like, okay. So like I like I always shit. Like you know those people who like only consume powders.

You know, I'm talking about it's like no, like literally like it's like I'm I'm trying to like make fun of them more in like my sketches. But it's like it's like the person.

It's not like the soilant keto-letting person, but it's the person is like, oh instead of coffee, I just have some like Veronica.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fruits and vegetables. I just take a multivitamin powder. Yeah. And then like, oh, like instead of I don't know just I don't know doing. It's like it's like, oh, there's like what is it? Adapting?

Adapting are like all the mushroom shit like, you know, free sheet, chaga, whatever. I only know this because I went to Berkeley and also because I do this.

So you you substitute with a lot of. Yeah. And then there's like antioxidant or whatever. So like every morning I do this like giant cocktail of like every fucking powder and drug in my house.

And also my polar. So I take my bipolar medication. Like I wake up in the morning. I feel like fucking shit. I'm like, oh, and then I just like go and then the thing that I do every day is

Crater. Do you guys know what that is? No, it's not. I know like no one's like ever heard of it. But like it's basically I don't even know what's called create a more

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