161: Get Stretchy

Brad & Will Made a Tech Pod.

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4.8 • 521 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Brrr, is it cold in here? It's time to deliver our semi-annual Cube of Cold Opens: Holiday Edition, with short and pithy conversations about cramming your Fortnite homework, that loud phone life, running your laptop off of your PC, reckless Thanksgiving leftovers, game console quality modes, the etiquette of (not) asking for your controller back, the unrivaled glory of a working dishwasher, and more. Enjoy, and stay warm! Support the Pod! Contribute to the Tech Pod Patreon and get access to our booming Discord, your name in the credits, and other great benefits! You can support the show at: https://patreon.com/techpod

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0:00.0	Brad, I played Fortnite for six hours yesterday.
0:02.4	Six hours.
0:04.0	That's not a real number.
0:05.8	Look, it is a real.
0:06.8	Look, the season's ending.
0:08.7	You know, and you know what that means?
0:10.0	No, I don't.
0:10.8	I don't, but I'll pretend I do.
0:12.7	Okay.
0:13.0	You know the classic story of the crickets and the ants, right?
0:15.6	The cricket.
0:16.6	Yes.
0:16.9	The lazy, the lazy grasshopper cricket or whatever is, is laying about all summer.
0:23.2	And then when the winter comes, while the ants are studiously picking, you know, picking seeds and putting away food for the winter.
0:29.2	And then when the winter comes and there's no food, what happens to the grasshopper?
0:33.1	He goes pro in Fortnite and makes millions.
0:38.1	Maybe, maybe.
0:39.5	But my daughter desperately wanted the Spider-Gwen skin that was the top-tier reward from the Fortnite Battle Pass this season.
0:47.8	Okay.
0:48.2	Let me just ask.
0:49.6	I assume FOMO is an essential component of the seasonal Fortnite progression.
0:54.5	Have you not played something with a battle pass before?
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