160: Ticketmaster SUCKS

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to attack Ticketmaster. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:05:11 - Making Jackson a Bully 00:14:25 - Beanie Babies and Collectibles 00:18:45 - Ad Spot 00:27:54 - Death of Brick and Mortar Shops 00:30:48 - Ad Spot 00:31:44 - Andrew Calls for Internet Reform 00:39:59 - Ad Spot 00:40:00 - Ad Talk and Movie Theaters 00:55:59 - Ticketmaster Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.2	Hello everyone and welcome to episode 160 of the official podcast, the internet's longest running
0:42.4	production. Today Jackson has a thrilling tale yet again just full of adventure over in Australia.
0:48.2	What he got first today Jackson? Well over here the fires are still burning which makes sense
0:52.8	because this webcam I'm looking at the preview right now. It looks like my room is just full of smoke.
0:58.4	I don't know what it is about my webcam but it's got this smoky filter over it. I've gone through
1:03.6	all the settings. I've changed the room lighting and everything. Nothing helps it just permanently
1:09.0	looks smoky. It's not smoky in real life here though but I guess it could be and I'm just used to it.
1:15.5	Anyway that's the tales from Australia back to you Charlie. Is there any hope of beating the fire?
1:21.9	We haven't discovered a technology capable of beating fire yet.
1:25.6	You should have tried it. Top scientists are working on it. You should fight it with fire.
1:30.8	You want me to go out there? Yeah. Take a light to the true fires.
1:35.2	Yeah you can't burn this forest if I burn it. That sort of an attitude. Look sometimes you got
1:39.6	a you know bitch slap mother nature shower who's boss who's wearing the pants in this relationship.
1:43.5	If someone's going to ruin the planet it's us. Not her. Fucking burning shit burning animals.
1:48.1	That's our job and eating them.
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