159: Building a Better Future

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to build a cult of adult lego fans. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:03:20 - Legos 00:17:03 - Ad Spot 00:17:05 - Motion Sickness and Plane Farts 00:25:15 - More Fart Stories 00:30:19 - Ad Spot 00:30:23 - Faking Illness 00:33:53 - Professionally Naked 00:38:05 - Cults 00:48:58 - Ad Spot 00:48:59 - Fraternities 00:55:36 - Isis Sex Slaves Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.6	I just woke up. It's all out of whack. Now Andrew, introist Andrew. Hello and welcome to this
0:45.2	week's episode of the official podcast. I'm your host Jackson. I always do all the intros every
0:50.1	single one of them. These are my fellow co-host Charlie, Kaya and Jackson and today we're going to be
0:57.5	talking about a lot of nice things. Here again, it wants to start. Motion sickness. I was actually
1:05.3	going to bring that up too. You guys get motion sickness besides Andrew and I? No. In like planes,
1:13.1	yeah. Does that count? In planes? How do you get motion sickness? There's motion up there. You're
1:19.4	motioning. You're going forward a lot and you're really high. It fucks with your brain. What is motion
1:26.4	sickness before I make a fool of myself even further? In roller coasters, it makes you really sick.
1:32.9	VR makes you really sick. Wait, wait, wait. If you get motion sickness on roller coasters, surely you
1:38.2	can get motion sick on planes. No. I don't see how unless your pilot's like a fucking fighter pilot
1:44.5	doing dog fight maneuvers and barrel rolling it. Do you not get dizzy when you go super high in
1:49.6	planes? Because I do. I get like kind of like like my head fucks up and I just get really dizzy
1:55.8	and lightheaded. I thought that was motion sickness. I think you're making it up just a fit in.
1:59.9	You don't have to jack. If you don't get motion sickness, it's fine. No, I don't get motion sickness
2:04.9	with VR like you pussy's. That's what you say. Hey, locomotion style controls are the fucking devil.
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