160: Skepticrat160 - Maintaining an Election Edition

The Skepticrat

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News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Congress agrees to build a bridge as long as no Critical Race Theory drive across it ... Thanks to quarantine protocols, Aaron Rogers finally gets to be the smartest man in the room ... And Republican spies accidentally audition for a tragic farce by the Coen brothers.

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Headline Sources:

Election Day was a trainwreck: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/03/us/politics/democrat-losses-2022.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/04/nyregion/stephen-sweeney-durr-nj-election.html

Infrastructure deal reached: https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/11/06/biden-infrastructure-deal/

Aaron Rodgers is a lying idiot: https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/05/sport/aaron-rodgers-packers/index.html

The GOP and their team of stupid spy operatives - Project Veritas and Jacob Wohl: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/05/us/politics/project-veritas-investigation-ashley-biden-diary.html

https://www.newsweek.com/jacob-wohl-jews-christmas-assimilation-gab-1646240

UN Climate Summit wonder what in the world that is: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/nov/06/nicola-sturgeon-says-glasgow-climate-march-will-be-policed-appropriately

High school apologizes for winning too hard: https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/04/us/inglewood-morningside-high-school-football-game-trnd/index.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday, and it's November 8th, and the word of the day is cuticle, which means
0:17.3	the dead skin at the base of a fingernail or a toenail that somehow keeps growing if
0:21.5	you don't push it back down all the time.
0:24.0	In a sentence, the Republican Party is the cuticle of politics.
0:29.3	Vote more.
0:30.3	Every time.
0:31.3	Heath, I'd love to vote more, but my district is all fucked up by Jerry Handering.
0:35.3	Oh, cool.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:37.3	How do you think you're nailed it?
0:38.3	I am.
0:39.3	You can handle illusions.
0:40.3	I'm Eli Bosnick.
0:41.3	I'm Heath Unright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center.
0:45.0	We are the Skeptocrats.
0:46.0	Boom!
0:47.0	This week's episode, Congress agrees to build a bridge as long as no critical race theory
0:51.1	drives across it.
0:52.1	Thanks to quarantine protocols, Aaron Rodgers finally gets to be the smartest man in the
0:55.9	room.
0:56.9	And Republican spies accidentally auditioned for a tragic farce by the Cohen brothers.
1:02.7	Right.
	...

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