It's Monday, it's October 25th and the word of the day is desiccant, which means a drying

agent, like a packet of silica gel, to keep water vapor from collecting in certain products.

Or Ben Shapiro.

Using a sentence, stop eating the desiccant, you're freaking everyone out and now there's

a warning on it.

Why would a bag of pepperoni have one piece that looks like a bag of sand?

Don't eat that.

See, now that you've said it, half the country is doing it just to own the lips.

Great, great.

You know, this is the real reason we need mandatory voting, guys.

On, no illusions.

On, Eli Bosnick.

He's then right.

And broadcasting dealer.

From America's Fire Center, we are the Skepocrats.

This week's episode, Donald Trump's Twitter ends up a porn hub.

He'll present his holiday buying guide.

If we have a very special segment about genital cage safety, that's the same story.

It is.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, any grand proclamations before we get started?

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