160: Milk's Already Spilt..

Two Hot Takes

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🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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WE'RE ON TOUR & CHRIS IS JOINING!!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! They say don't cry over spilt milk, so how exactly do you move on? From not wearing a dress someone made you on your wedding day to freaking out at your husband for pranking you with flowers, this week's Reddit stories are some of the most frustrating we've had in a while. Going to need your takes on these ones because they were tough..
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0:00.0	I have breaking news. Chris Clemens is going to be joining us for Chicago, Philly, and New York shows.
0:07.0	There's a couple tickets left, especially for you Chicago friends, so come join us.
0:12.0	We're headed to Nashville this week.
0:14.0	We added a late show.
0:15.8	Come on out, I want to see what Nashville is all about.
0:17.8	It's my first time there.
0:20.0	Enjoy the episode, guys.
0:22.0	Okay, well. enjoy the episode guys. Okay!
0:24.0	Well, here we go.
0:27.0	I have cramps from hell today.
0:31.0	I feel like my body is trying to kill me.
0:34.0	Same.
0:35.0	But for all of you people out there, that...
0:37.0	Except for the cramps.
0:38.0	That said...
0:40.0	You're pregnant.
0:41.0	You're gagging when you're brushing your teeth. You're pregnant. I'm not.
0:46.0	Shark Week is here baby.
0:48.0	For sure, for sure.
0:50.0	It is here, let me tell you.
0:52.0	But I would be one of those people that has like a cryptic pregnancy and still has regular periods. Like if it's going to happen to anyone, it probably would happen to me. So I'm due for a gy no appointment. So we'll get some blood work done. We'll be sure. But someone else said it's because my tonsils are too big and I've wanted to get those out for a while. But I'm 30 now. What is because of that?
1:14.0	The gagging when I brush my teeth.
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