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Two Hot Takes

159: They Said WHAT?!

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Lauren! Have you ever heard someone say something so crazy you just have to stop and let your brain recuperate? Sometimes people say things and you're questioning if you heard them right.. well these stories are no exception. From a partner not being attracted to you after surgery to you MIL saying something terrible these stories are preposterous.. What're your thoughts?!

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0:00.0

Are you guys ready?

0:02.0

hate these headphones.

0:04.0

Why? I just don't like them.

0:06.0

No.

0:07.0

Oh, okay.

0:10.0

Oh, that's so sad.

0:11.0

I know because it's like when it's right there and then it doesn't happen, it's like painful, like physically, mentally, emotionally, like you just want that sneeze.

0:20.7

It's just so satisfying, you know and and when it's right there right there right there right there

0:27.8

I'll hope for one later tonight.

0:32.3

Maybe in like a few minutes.

0:34.0

Yeah, it'll probably come back to you.

0:36.0

It's funny though because I actually usually sneeze when I brush my teeth.

0:40.0

So...

0:41.0

Interesting. Yeah, it's the mint.

0:44.0

Usually I just get nauseous and gaggy.

0:46.0

Really?

0:47.0

Every time I brush my back teeth lately,

0:50.0

interesting.

0:51.0

I know.

0:52.0

That's only me when I brush the back of my tongue.

0:54.0

I have tongue scraper, so that helps.

0:56.0

I feel like I almost make myself do that on purpose

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