160. Long-Term Rinky Dink

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.0	Runk
0:03.0	I'll be gone to November
0:20.0	You'll be gone to November You tell me go you are beg gone to November. I'll be gone to November. You'll tell me, I'll be gone to November.
0:24.9	I mean, dude, you know? Are you deaf? Do you know what I'm talking about? The song, the Wycliffe song?
0:30.5	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really like the idea that Anthony buys jeans and then gains weight and then has to buy other jeans and then
0:37.5	get skinny again and has to get new jeans because he threw the old jeans away. And then I
0:43.1	asked you, do you have, you don't save the jeans? It'd be like, maybe I'll be skinny again.
0:48.2	And you said one pair. And I think that that's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
0:51.4	Why are just one? Like if you're going to, if you know you fluctuate and wait, why don't you just keep them all?
0:55.9	The fact that he only saved one pair, it makes it infinitely sad.
1:02.5	Let the man answer, though.
1:03.8	Then, then if he saved all of his pairs.
1:05.5	I just want to go and say that.
1:06.9	Okay.
1:07.2	What is the one pair? It's a pair of G-star pants that I bought a few months ago.
1:12.1	Oh, so they're new and you don't want to be like... Oh, so you got fat real quick.
1:15.0	So you got it, you became a fat so like that. No, no, no, no, no. Uh, yeah, have some of these.
1:20.5	No, I bought them and then they didn't fit. And since I hate returning shit,
1:27.7	I just kept it.
1:29.4	Okay, so it really isn't that.
1:30.7	It's more the fact that you haven't had the chance to even wear them once yet.
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