159. We Built This City

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠ 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠ 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠ 🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠ TODAY we're talking about why men lie about their height on their dating profiles, if it's better for the man to be obsessed with the woman in a relationship (or vice versa), more movie cliches, and how to move on up in your job when it's time. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠ More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠ Live on tour: ⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.0	Looking at a
0:07.0	Hello
0:10.0	Hello
0:12.0	Hello
0:14.0	Hello
0:15.0	Hello
0:16.0	Hello
0:17.0	Looking at a In an in an orgy.
0:22.1	Why is it so full already?
0:24.8	Just will grip anything and pull it towards a sex comment, you know?
0:32.6	Pull it like a c-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:35.2	All right, welcome everybody to Lifeline. It is episode 159. 9-19. It's Sunday, May 4th.
0:44.3	And it's, I'm not going to say that. You're going to say that?
0:48.0	It's Star Wars Day, but who cares? Yeah, that's good. No, Star Wars Day. It's fine.
0:52.9	You know, there's other stuff now. Oh, wait, this is why it's Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you. Yeah, but, oh, that's good no star wars day it's fine you know there's other stuff now wait this is why it's
0:55.2	star was day may the fourth be with you yeah but oh that's why okay then there's just yeah i get that
1:00.3	but there's also it's also not that it's the force be with you so they shouldn't say that but but also
1:04.9	it's cute though uh it's sure fine yeah but kids probably really like that so right so then i'm fine
1:10.4	with it.
1:12.4	But a lot of kids watch this show. But also, whoops, but also, you don't have, you know, there's other stuff now.
1:18.2	Like there's Harry Potter, there's Lord of the Rings, there's all sorts of stuff.
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