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Hello Dysfunction

160: CREAM

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Trauma makes you funny.
Where is Pata Fria’s period. We’re kids with kids and the Olympics are racist.
We got really sweet valentines, Crystal got embarrassing singing from her mom.

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0:00.0

That's what they could do. They could hold hands and go to hell.

0:04.6

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

0:27.5

Ah, ha, ha, ha!

0:29.0

Mark fucking hate us so much whatever it's true I can't breathe hey guys

0:39.3

hi this is episode 160 of Hello Disfunction of the bullshit with Potterfria and

0:47.7

I'm Crystal um we're so funny you guys we're so funny and we just shared a

0:58.0

post that says um it's a red flag if she's funny because mentally stable

1:02.9

girls aren't funny and I think it's true for sure yeah it's true I don't

1:07.5

know any normal girls that are funny no that grew up in good homes back

1:11.7

now no no yeah you have to have a bunch of trauma yeah it's like a rule there's

1:17.4

a minimum level of trauma yeah requirement to have humor so I don't feel

1:25.4

guilty um usually it's crystal I I was thinking about it on the way here so

1:31.7

far I haven't had a period for February and I'm like okay any day now because

1:36.7

I've been waiting on it to come for hell along and it's still not here but

1:40.7

today I'm like nauseous and I have cramps and headaches so maybe it'll come

1:44.8

tonight or tomorrow but I was thinking about cramps I don't know if I've

1:48.7

shared this with you guys before with people that have been pregnant or

1:52.8

whatever or had kids but um labor feels just like period cramps so like when

1:59.5

a bitch says she has bad cramps or whatever that's what labor feels like

2:03.7

exactly you know what's wild is I didn't have stomach cramps with my

2:09.5

laborers I had back labor with both oh no I well and I was a worse I kept going

2:16.2

into false labor too so like it was happening to me all the time but that's

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