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🗓️ 18 February 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | That's what they could do. They could hold hands and go to hell. |
| 0:04.6 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. |
| 0:27.5 | Ah, ha, ha, ha! |
| 0:29.0 | Mark fucking hate us so much whatever it's true I can't breathe hey guys |
| 0:39.3 | hi this is episode 160 of Hello Disfunction of the bullshit with Potterfria and |
| 0:47.7 | I'm Crystal um we're so funny you guys we're so funny and we just shared a |
| 0:58.0 | post that says um it's a red flag if she's funny because mentally stable |
| 1:02.9 | girls aren't funny and I think it's true for sure yeah it's true I don't |
| 1:07.5 | know any normal girls that are funny no that grew up in good homes back |
| 1:11.7 | now no no yeah you have to have a bunch of trauma yeah it's like a rule there's |
| 1:17.4 | a minimum level of trauma yeah requirement to have humor so I don't feel |
| 1:25.4 | guilty um usually it's crystal I I was thinking about it on the way here so |
| 1:31.7 | far I haven't had a period for February and I'm like okay any day now because |
| 1:36.7 | I've been waiting on it to come for hell along and it's still not here but |
| 1:40.7 | today I'm like nauseous and I have cramps and headaches so maybe it'll come |
| 1:44.8 | tonight or tomorrow but I was thinking about cramps I don't know if I've |
| 1:48.7 | shared this with you guys before with people that have been pregnant or |
| 1:52.8 | whatever or had kids but um labor feels just like period cramps so like when |
| 1:59.5 | a bitch says she has bad cramps or whatever that's what labor feels like |
| 2:03.7 | exactly you know what's wild is I didn't have stomach cramps with my |
| 2:09.5 | laborers I had back labor with both oh no I well and I was a worse I kept going |
| 2:16.2 | into false labor too so like it was happening to me all the time but that's |
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