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Hello Dysfunction

161: Kill Your Rapist

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Excedrine is that girl.
Don’t take our medical advice.
iPhone “Share My Location” is not always accurate.
Crystal gives great history lessons.
Pray for Ukraine.
We’ve been taught very contradictory rules.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

I expect a lot of that this episode. Look at me go. Welcome to episode 161 of Hello Disfunction

0:23.9

with Potta Freya. I'm Crystal. She's eating pizza. I'm eating a piece of cheese pizza

0:30.6

with white sauce. I'm a little nasally. You are very. I have aides just kidding but no

0:37.7

for real. I'm sick again. I've been sick in the last six months. She has no fucking immune system.

0:43.9

Yeah I don't know what's cool. You know I do know where it's coming from though because my grand

0:47.7

daughter baby. Yeah daycare. So like she gets all the gross germs from the kitchen.

0:52.0

It's green dishes and then brings them to my house. So she got pee sick or bunny might have brought

0:57.8

it from school. I don't know. She was sick over the weekend first because they're disgusting

1:01.8

and so yeah I got it after they did. So here we are but um bar. I'm doing better today. Yesterday

1:09.6

I was crying and I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. My head. I could not get

1:15.6

relief. My face and my head had so much so much sinus pressure but I felt like my head was

1:22.0

going to explode. I took like four different medications and a Norco because I was like you know

1:28.2

where something has got to give. Nothing worked. I'm telling that sinus that sinus pressure and pain

1:33.7

is unlike any. I was like having a toothache. I felt guilty for like telling you to suck it up

1:38.6

and like get to work. It's horrible. I was like there's no way I could function like that. I

1:42.8

couldn't even open my fucking eyes for like the first four hours in the morning. It's fucking

1:46.9

debilitating. Oh my god. So then um finally I had bunny go find the excedrin. Excedrin is really

1:54.4

that girl. Like that is what put me back in the game. It worked in like 10 minutes really. Yes

2:00.0

and I was like. It's like a mix of a aspirin and caffeine and and there's and Tylenol. Listen

2:05.8

that's insane. That shit is is that bitch like I should have took it the day before and instead

2:12.8

I suffered trying to take all this shit that's meant for sinuses that wasn't doing that thing. Do

2:17.2

you remember when we were little we were very little and the like aspirin was like the only pain

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