Hey! Hey, are you ready? It's episode 159. It's our Valentine's Day episode.

Happy sex day, happy love day. It's hell of dysfunction.

I think this is our last one before Valentine's Day because it's on like Monday, right?

Yeah, so here we are. Patreon will get one. Get one more. Yeah, but yeah. Do you want to know

what the four non-blowns are now? What? This bitch. I have to get my pipes runny.

And then I wake in the morning and I step outside. That's Schneidle Connor. Take a deep breath.

That's cold. That's real high night. That's driving the top of my lungs. What's going on?

That was Schneidle Connor. It was. It was a little Schneid influence. Okay. And that, all right.

That's the four non-blowns. I know you remember that. I remember the song. Yeah, but I'm like,

was it Alanis or was it Schneid or who was it? You never know. You never know. Was it the cranberries?

I don't fucking know. Okay, guys. Here we are. I got some eyelashes done. I'm not here.

I got eyelashes extension. They look so good. You guys, I really love them. I'm not in love.

I might get that style next time. Do it and see how you feel because I'm not in love.

My eyes feel dry all the time. She's not used to them, you guys. Yeah. And it's definitely a week-long

process of getting used to. I wasn't prepared. I didn't know that. So that makes me feel a little

better. And I found out I could wash them. Yes. So that's the thing like the ones you would get

done at the nail shop. Fuck no. With the weave with nail glue. I mean, weave glue. I lash. I mean,

you know what? I'm not going to talk no more already. We've glow. Black hair glow. Yes. On your eye.

My hair before. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember when I went through that phase? It was probably about,

it was right before my wedding. And right after, I was gluing in tracks. And I would leave them

in like a month. And I would wash my hair with them. With black glue. With black fucking hair glue

in my white stringy, honky hair. You would have like tar in your scalp. You know what I used to have

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