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God Awful Movies

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God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2015

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week, Heath makes a triumphant return to welcome guest masochist Michael Marshall; Project Director of the Good Thinking Society, co-host of Skeptics with a K, and host of Be Reasonable. Together, we take on What If…; the story of It’s a Wonderful Life, but in reverse. We watch Kevin Sorbo turn from a successful, philanthropic, considerate investment banker, to a failed reverend in a termite infested church, thanks to a little bit of head trauma. --- If you’d like to hear more from Marsh, check him out on Skeptics with a K or Be Reasonable. You can also learn more about the Good Thinking Society if you’d like. Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more from him, you can check out the band’s Facebook page.

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And then, so that this convinces the atheist, he says, like, you're right, how do we do this?

0:08.8

And Kevin Sorbos says, well, there is no magic spell. All we need to do is say a bunch

0:12.9

of words that were written in a book two thousand years ago. Then how we match the bread

0:16.1

that turned into flesh and drew some wine that's turned into food. But there's no magic spell

0:21.0

to this. No, we call it something different than that. It would feel stupid. But it's literally

0:26.0

like there's no magic spell. You just have to repeat these precise words after me.

0:29.8

There's no magic spell. Just, you know, magic, magic spell.

0:34.6

Not awful. Movie.

0:51.0

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian

0:54.9

cinema in an effort to ensure that the new Star Wars movie isn't the worst flick that

0:58.6

we see this year. I'm your host, Noah Luzon's and sitting 989 miles to my right as my

1:03.3

good friend Eli Bosnick. Eli is so good at you to rejoin us, sir.

1:06.8

Oh, thanks for having me. And sitting to my immediate left is wait for it. He's then

1:13.8

right. He's welcome back, sir. So glad to be back. I love these movies. It's a way to

1:19.8

welcome a guy back home after a month and a half gone. Yeah. Now, we've also got a special

1:24.6

guest mask is joining us tonight, sitting 4182 miles to my east, northeast is the project

1:29.8

director of the Good Thinking Society, the host of Be reasonable, co-host of the skeptics

1:33.4

with a K podcast and some are another to do with the mercy side skeptics as well. Mike

1:37.2

Marshall, Mars, welcome to God awful movies. Hey, it's a pleasure to be here and welcome

1:41.8

on the the mass and the geography there. I figure out exactly where I am. I'm very impressed

1:45.1

by that. I thought you'd start that gambit and I didn't think you had anywhere to go,

1:48.2

but you've really fulfilled that. Hey, man, I'm willing to Google for my guests. Yeah,

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