17: GAM017 Silver Bells

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Silver Bells, the story of a man whose competitive ways lead to criminal trouble when he accidentally hits somebody with a basketball just as all American jurisprudence disappears from the earth. He's sentenced to Christianity, where he learns that winning isn't everything, and homeless people eat flour.---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. To hear more from them, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings and for some reason I just I just pictured that angel that doesn't get wings
0:11.6	Because there was one less bell than expected right all the other angels laughing in his face
0:16.6	Fuck you Clarence we're flying
0:19.6	Airfield so good on my wings
0:21.6	Fuck you. I'm also thinking like what a bitch
0:23.8	It's got a B to B in the wing factory when the Salvation Army guys show up
0:27.5	It's like oh god damn it's gonna be a thing all day
0:30.0	Lucy in the chocolate factory
0:32.0	Right
0:34.0	God awful movie
0:50.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because apparently our
0:54.8	Suffering amuses you I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath then right Heath welcome back
1:01.0	Thank you, sir, and sitting nine hundred and eighty nine miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli so good to you to be here
1:07.1	Oh, thanks for having me Noah. I have I have you in any way that you'll let me so he
1:13.6	Tell us what will we be breaking down today?
1:16.4	All right, we watched silver bells
1:19.4	Yes, we did it's the story of a sports news reporter who had some trouble with the law and then got sentenced to
1:28.2	Christianity by a judge and he tries to find redemption by belring for the Salvation Army
1:34.7	It's that classic Christmas tale of
1:37.6	Panhandlers, Flughal horns and hating gay people
1:41.8	Not even it's a porn for Kim Davis. There you go. Yeah, I do
1:45.1	Saisley and tell us Eli how bad was this movie?
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