#159 The Ancient Aliens of Planet X AKA Nibiru

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Close the blinds. Draw your curtains. Tape over your webcam. Throw your phone in a river and open your third eye! This week's investigation is finally here and it's a biggie. We deep dive on the theory that ancient aliens from the planet Nibiru created humanity here on Earth. Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes! Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/store Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube Join our Secret Society Facebook Community Advertise on This Paranormal Life via Gumball.fm Intro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did ancient humans have helicopters made of stone?
0:04.6	If I could use 100% of my brain power at once,
0:08.7	could I microwave food using my mind?
0:11.4	Answer to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life!
0:17.9	Yo!
0:19.0	Welcome back to this Paranormal Life,
0:21.0	the comedy podcast where every week we get to the bottom of a paranormal case
0:26.2	and decide whether it is truly paranormal or not.
0:29.5	I'm joined by my self-Mr. Kit Greer Movella and this guy,
0:32.2	crossed from me, Mr. Roy Powers, how are you doing today, Roy?
0:34.2	I'm doing great and it is a comedy podcast, alright?
0:37.0	Because sometimes when you're delivering a very damaging piece of information
0:43.4	that's going to destroy people's lives,
0:45.3	you have to package it up in something that, you know,
0:48.0	we'll soften the blow a little bit.
0:49.4	That's what they tell you in police academy when you've got to deliver awful news.
0:53.4	Exactly.
0:54.0	You've got to just throw in a little punchline at the end.
0:57.0	Yeah, you know, you go to, I don't know, the mother of a family and be like,
1:03.1	hey, I work with your husband here on the force and he's a pretty stand-up guy,
1:09.1	but not currently as he is six foot under.
1:12.0	Oh my, what?
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