#158 Did the Illuminati Kill and Replace George Washington?
This Paranormal Life
This Paranormal Life
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🗓️ 31 March 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our zoo animals just monsters that we've captured. Could a regular man punch through a whole loaf of bread? |
| 0:07.0 | All of these questions you can find the answer to on this Paranormal Life! |
| 0:15.0 | Hey, hello everyone! Welcome back to this Paranormal Life the Weekly Comedy Paranormal Podcast |
| 0:23.0 | Where every episode we investigate a brand new Paranormal tale and come to a conclusion |
| 0:29.0 | At the end as to whether or not it is truly Paranormal. My name is Roy Powers and I'm joined by my co-investigator, Kit Greer. How you doing, Kit? |
| 0:38.0 | I'm great! I bought a lot of bread this week. It's kind of the state of the nation that we're stockpiling. |
| 0:45.0 | I got to be honest, but I wasn't the best pleased to see that the Sardos, the Pan, the Loth, the Baguette, the Quasão, they all had great big dents in them. |
| 0:54.0 | Look, it's important to me to know if there's going to be casualties when I go out onto the street looking for bread. |
| 1:00.0 | Do you understand what I'm saying here? No, no. If I go out to a restaurant, let's say a restaurant and I want bread and everyone else has all the bread, |
| 1:09.0 | I want to know if I start throwing punches if I'm going to destroy the lof I came to get. |
| 1:15.0 | So you actually want to preserve the bread, if any? Of course, yeah, you don't want bread with holes in it. That's called doughnuts, my friend. |
| 1:22.0 | Welcome to this Paranormal Life. This week we have a big case ahead of us. |
| 1:28.0 | You know, usually we have a lot of user submissions sent into us at this Paranormal Life Podcast at gmail.com. |
| 1:35.0 | But this week I figured, you know what? It's been a while since I've led the investigation. |
| 1:41.0 | So I went into the library in my mansion. I went into the weird covers that have all those dusty books covered in cobwebs. |
| 1:49.0 | And I started, you know, looking up newspaper clippings from the 1700s. |
| 1:55.0 | I wanted to do this case myself. I wanted it. I wanted it to be a rory to have the rory powers stamp of approval on it. |
| 2:03.0 | I hear you. That's, that sounds pretty beautiful. Now one interesting thing that we've done so far, which you cannot see because this is an audio podcast. |
| 2:13.0 | At the beginning of the show, I gave kit a box. That's right. Now inside that box is evidence proof that is indisputable proof that what we are dealing with today is suspicious. It's Paranormal. |
| 2:31.0 | Now kit doesn't know indisputable that it's suspicious. Kid doesn't know is inside the box. And he's not going to know until we reach a point in the episode where it's time to reveal the proof. |
| 2:44.0 | You forget about it until next week. We already said no at the end. Oh, shit. I forgot the silver bullet. Oh, it was a hamster. It's definitely dead. |
| 2:55.0 | Yeah, I didn't know if I could mention the box, but I do have a small sort of rectangular box. I will say it's light. I'm not going to do the old Christmas day shake in case it is a hamster. But it is very light. |
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