#159: The 2014 Golden Crappies Awards!
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 1 January 2015
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
It's time for our annual Golden Crappies ceremony! Which Bravo shows will win? Who will be our favorite stars? And what musical numbers will dazzle the audience? Come listen! Here are the categories:
Best Show
Worst Show
Most Overlooked Show
Best Bravolebrity
Worst Bravolebrity That We Overlooked Earlier in this Episode
Biggest C-Word
Lifetime Achievement for Asshole-ry
Best Fight
Most Shocking Moment
Best Song
Best New Housewife
Most In Need of Being Fired
In Memorium
Most overdone plotlines
Best Friend of a Housewife
Best Vacation
Outstanding Achievement in Trying Too Hard
Worst Plastic Surgery
Most Difficult to Fuck Husband
Best Shitty Show
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| 0:00.0 | Don't Panic is a new comedy podcast from Wondry that leans into our most absurd anxieties |
| 0:07.3 | and defuses them with humor and actual advice. |
| 0:11.6 | Listen to Don't Panic on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:15.9 | Welcome to the 2014 Watch What Happens? |
| 0:28.5 | Trippy Wars! |
| 0:29.9 | See welcome the |
| 0:53.0 | Thank you |
| 0:56.5 | Welcome your whole band mantle cur and Ronnie Carol. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much |
| 1:05.0 | So mine wow that was a great opening number those those women really they put a lot of time in effort into that |
| 1:11.6 | So we just want to say thank you to all the craft guys you guys put the crap in the crap back |
| 1:16.6 | Yeah, you guys okay really good you guys really good |
| 1:20.8 | I'd like to especially think of Anthony who sent me that note thinking me for hiring fat dancers |
| 1:25.9 | I know that that doesn't happen often, but hey, it's the crappies. It's the crappies. We work with what we got |
| 1:32.3 | That's right |
| 1:33.6 | So everyone, thank you so much for coming to the crappy awards. We're really excited to be back here |
| 1:38.7 | Yeah, I'm the shrapnel. It's all your long. Yeah, this is this is the hottest ticket in town |
| 1:45.1 | And if you are listening you got the ticket so congratulations for making it into our audience |
| 1:50.1 | We have a wonderful show for you today |
| 1:53.1 | We have some musical numbers by our nominees for best song and we have some special celebrity |
| 2:00.7 | presenters and of course the hilarious comic stylings of Ronnie Carram from trash talk TV dot com |
| 2:08.7 | Oh, that's right guys. We'll be here all week |
| 2:11.6 | That's right. I seem to remember last year Ronnie you had to sing a song you you actually came up with an opening |
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