The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Ref Report, The Final Whistle. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one. All right, everyone, gather around. I want a good, clean podcast clean podcast all right everyone here knows the game

knows it well everyone knows me you know my style all right so let's keep it straight let's have a good

podcast all right ground rules i don't want anyone interrupting each other i don't want anyone

rambling on without a point and if you're going to try to make a joke, you better

make sure it lands, all right? Everyone on the same page? All right, I want no coughing in the mic,

no stuttering, no baloney, no wet mouth when you talk, but don't spit, don't blow snot rockets,

none of that stuff. I don't want you to get a clip on the microphones, okay? Everybody relaxed,

okay? Don't freak out. Don't get like dog attention

brain and start saying a bunch of slurs or racial epitets or misogynistic stories. All right,

everyone on the same board? Sound good? All right, regulation uniforms. All right, everyone,

welcome to refs. Talk around the whistle cooler.

I gotta correct you. I gotta correct you. It's the flagrant fellas pod. When did we come up with

flagrant fellas? I don't know if we came up, boys.

Hold on. I'm calling you both out. We're going to call it Whistles in the paint.

Wait, I thought it was going to be called whistle while you ref.

Ooh, that's a good one.

No, no, I think we're going to go with Flagherfellas.

I don't think we got to come to a...

I think a compromise where we put all these together.

And what would that be?

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