158: Air Fryer Cult

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Crystal is singing again. We’re tired of paying bills. The groundhog saw his shadow. We’re not role models. Decriminalize drug use. Kill your local rapist.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction Episode 158.
0:20.0	Oh my god, Becky, look, I'm out of dysfunction.
0:25.6	I'm out of freedom, you guys.
0:27.6	I'm Crystal.
0:29.6	Here we are.
0:31.6	The mass fucker.
0:33.6	Don't start it.
0:35.6	If it's satisfying her.
0:37.6	Are you kidding me?
0:39.6	I check and form.
0:41.6	Better be straight.
0:43.6	You know what?
0:45.6	That song has been in my mind.
0:47.6	Why? That song is from like 2003.
0:49.6	I think I watched a TikTok where a girl put that on and like did a montage of photos of her boyfriend.
0:53.6	Great. So you've been singing it around the house.
0:55.6	I've been fucking dancing, singing.
0:57.6	Well, you still have it.
0:59.6	Bitch.
1:01.6	I was like, Mark walks around the corner.
1:03.6	You still haven't jerked on the Patreon.
1:07.6	I know.
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