158: Live From Cheltenham

Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast

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🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The team play a packed-out Cheltenham Literature Festival and answer the big questions: Do we owe Donald Trump an apology? How did things get so bad for Labour so fast? And will the Eye ever increase its font size?

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0:00.0	Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.
0:03.8	Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94 this week coming to you live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival.
0:14.6	My name's Andrew Hunter-Morry and I'm here on stage at Cheltenham with Helen Lewis, Ian Hislop and Adam McQueen.
0:20.7	We are here once again to discuss the last mag, the next mag.
0:24.0	We better start with the front cover of this week's magazine.
0:27.7	Trump's Gaza triumph.
0:29.5	The main slogan at the bottom of it,
0:31.5	world apologises, he's not a naughty boy.
0:34.1	He's the Messiah.
0:39.7	Do we all, Donald a huge apology
0:43.1	for all the years of jokes?
0:45.6	Yes, and we're going to issue it
0:47.1	through our lawyers.
0:50.5	It's official.
0:51.6	I actually put it in a cart in by Griselda.
0:54.4	He's one of our cartoonists,
0:55.7	and she'd drawn a figure looking surprisingly like me
0:59.0	in front of a newspaper saying Middle East peace,
1:01.6	and the caption was,
1:02.7	oh, bloody Trump.
1:05.4	Which, I'm afraid, summed up quite a lot of it.
1:08.0	There was also a stopped clock.
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