#158 - Buying Furniture Is Impossible

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

After being chase around a furniture store by a saleswoman for 30 mins, I finally decided to enter negotiations & was BAMBOOZLED. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard. Yes!
0:04.0	Did you hear my phone?
0:08.0	Did you hear my phone?
0:10.0	Oh, what a special basement yard. Yeah!
0:14.0	Everyone, we were joking around before it was like brain energy so I just did that to be an idiot and then I ended up sounding like a 12-year-old preteen boy who...
0:22.0	I don't know.
0:23.0	Do you think your voice will ever stop cracking?
0:25.0	Why does mine always crack?
0:27.0	I feel... you're gonna be 30 years old just hitting me with the hoi-hiss!
0:30.0	I can't be yelling at my kids and my voice cracks. You don't think I'm a bitch!
0:33.0	Jimmy get off the chat!
0:34.0	You guys might... what was that, Dad?! Bitch!
0:37.0	Stop talking to him all the way!
0:40.0	Listen, you guys gotta settle down.
0:43.0	You guys gotta settle down. All right?
0:45.0	All right.
0:46.0	You can't have that. It's not good.
0:48.0	Um, anyway, big announcement.
0:50.0	Sorry.
0:52.0	By the way, you know what? Before the big announcement.
0:54.0	What?
0:55.0	What are you wearing, dude?
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