157: Red Rocket

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to episode 157 of Hello Disfunction, with Potafria.
0:23.1	And I'm Crystal.
0:24.9	Here we go.
0:25.9	I have my Sarah hanging on there now, it's like a second, like a real trailer park queen.
0:31.6	It's my hands mom barely on her lip.
0:34.8	No, and I have one in my hand ready to fire up because this is the smoking lounge.
0:40.2	Welcome to the smoking party.
0:43.1	So what's been going on with you?
0:46.2	Yesterday I got bow talks.
0:48.0	I know.
0:49.0	Did you do your lips?
0:50.3	Mm-hmm.
0:51.3	Where did you do your bow talks?
0:53.0	I don't really need to do them yet.
0:54.2	Even though, well, as I was going to say, your lips look good.
0:56.7	Yeah, no, they told me, like, I'm kind of do so I could do them whenever I want, basically.
1:02.1	But I said, let's wait and see after my bow talks sets in, and then I'll, I'll make an
1:06.8	appointment whenever, probably around my birthday.
1:08.7	I always love when I go get it.
1:10.4	Yeah, I know.
1:11.4	I'm like, freeze my whole face.
1:12.9	I want to look like this.
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