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Hello Dysfunction

156: Phantom Souls

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the smoking closet.
Crystal has tough lungs and more unlocked memories. Don’t fake the funk. Pata Fria wants a spiked ring of ownership and McKenzie fights.

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0:00.0

Hello, hello, hello, hello

0:20.3

Okay, hello, I don't know what the fuck that was we're not keeping that good evening

0:26.0

That's excellent

0:29.0

Somebody's feeling we have a virus or something in our in our audio machine. That won't be staying forever

0:37.4

Good evening everyone. I just want to send my chair and fucking almost

0:44.6

She caught herself. Oh, you guys were COVID-free finally

0:48.1

Yeah, I don't know what I got though. I got something go bronchitis. I don't know what this is your house is a petri dish

0:54.2

It is of horror. It is it's a house of horror if something comes through the vents over there and it's like yeah

1:01.3

Surprise every week. It's a new coody. It is it. It's like a joke like I think people are starting to wonder if I'm a hypochondriath

1:08.9

Somebody sabotaging our show someone's like burning candles for us. I don't really hate you. Yeah, you're gonna stay sick

1:18.6

We're here with 156 of hello dysfunction with Pat and free and I'm crystal

1:25.2

Um, did you like that song I texted you? No, no, this instead of singing she's tried something new and starts texting me lyrics to a song like one like one bar at a time

1:39.5

Fucking Lee Ann Womax. I hope you do

1:42.9

We're not doing that. So I blocked her because I was hoping that it would come up green when she tried to text again to finish the song

1:50.2

When she got to the chorus I guess

1:52.6

But they're not yeah, we're not doing that either. I fucking forgot the best line. I was like damn it. No

1:58.4

No, I was pretty I'll post green chat. It was pretty funny me and William were dying laughing

2:02.6

Mm-hmm. He was like you know she's over there. She hates you right? Mm-hmm

2:05.6

Because I had to keep picking my phone up too because I'm like is it is is it a real text this time? No, it's more of a thought

2:11.2

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder

2:15.0

Anyways

2:16.5

She missed up me. We're here in the smoking room

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