#157: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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During this Memorial Week, we take a moment to remember Episode 27! The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to this episode, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.0	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things
1:15.9	would go horribly wrong.
1:18.6	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:22.1	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff.
1:24.8	It's the shallow end with those two guys.
1:45.7	Those two guys? What's their names? Schnabley and Toth. Shnebly and Toth. Which sounds like an old Catskill comedian team. It sure does. It does, doesn't it? Yeah, from the Borscht Belt. Back in the days. Circa 1940. Yeah. I learned something very important since our last episode.
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