#158: Sorry About Your Horse Shoe Pit

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On episode #158 of TSE, Lindsay leads off with a man in Norway who awoke to the sound of his neighbor trying to wake him in the early morning hours. Why? Because there was a boat where the sky used to be! How does a 150-yard-long cargo ship run aground just outside a quiet living room window? You’ll love the answer! Then Jethro shares the tale of one of the coolest-headed bank robbers you’ve ever heard of. Anyone can rob a bank and flee in a screaming getaway car. But what about the cool cucumbers who decide to saunter next door for a haircut and shave before going on the lamb?! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation. Yeah. What you look like? Yeah. Did you watch the football last night? It's never about, I'll watch your skincare routine. Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. and it shouldn't be there.
0:01.1	We should be trying to change that stereotype. always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah, and it shouldn't be there.
0:22.2	We should be trying to change that stereotype, believing that there is space for everybody.
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0:58.5	It began long ago.
1:00.9	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:06.8	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:15.6	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:22.6	This is embarrassing. What? Jess Role? What's embarrassing?
1:25.6	Because I had the single funniest story to start us off in my head before we started chatting
1:34.5	a few minutes ago.
1:35.8	And now for the life of me, I cannot remember what it was.
1:41.0	So it must not have been very good.
1:42.9	Oh, I'm sure it was.
1:44.1	And this is where the listeners say, thank you, Lindsay, for forgetting that story,
1:49.8	which we would have found boring and probably just unsubscribe from the shallow end for the rest of our lives.
1:56.5	I think I just did everybody a huge favor.
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