#156: Spontaneous Bedding Combustion

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

What word starts with "F” and ends with "uck?” “Firetruck," of course! Episode #156 hits the ground running with Lindsay’s story about a guy in England who loved him some firetrucks. But scratching that itch to see a big red pumper (!) isn’t always so easy. Then Jethro tells us about a guy who had a novel technique to score not only some quick cash, but two free pizzas! What went wrong? Well, as Sean Connery so aptly put it in “The Hunt For Red October,” “Not everything in here reacts well to bullets.” Tune in to find out what happened – but remember to wash your hands first! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
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0:39.3	is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're
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1:00.9	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
1:07.3	Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their
1:13.4	love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and
1:20.8	buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. This is the point in the show,
1:26.5	J.G, where I usually have something very witty to, like a little story.
1:32.8	Funny thing happened on the way to church yesterday, or...
1:37.4	So I was out for my walk this morning when all of a sudden, And I don't have anything.
1:44.9	You don't.
1:46.0	I don't.
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