156: The Rise of the Rototwats

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2015

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

We get some reader interaction from a familiar voice and Matt is afraid of a new, annoying London trend.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to live so.
0:02.0	No, I haven't been on any, I haven't been on a podcast for two weeks. I'm doing the fucking intro for this. Motherfucker. Oh, you better do it now then, make it good. Sit down because I'm drunker than you and Steve were last week. I'm not, I haven't drunk at all. You've wet your top lip, you fragile twat. And you've wet the whistle of the bloody readers. Intro the podcast.
0:21.5	Hello.
0:23.5	It's me, Gav.
0:23.8	Remember?
0:25.6	It's not the way you intro the podcast. I'm off to it properly.
0:28.2	Hello and welcome to episode 156
0:31.2	of regular features.
0:33.3	My name's Gab Miffy.
0:34.5	All about you.
0:35.6	It's not about me.
0:36.1	The reader.
0:37.7	Oh! You're so... My name's Gab Miffy. All about you. It's not about me. The reader. Oh.
0:40.0	You're broke out from under your feet.
0:42.3	You'll probably think this podcast's about you.
0:45.8	I just read a comment on our Reddit, which said, I hope regular features talk about how shit last week's episode was on next week's episode.
0:53.9	Fuck you if that was you.
0:55.1	Because I thought that I wasn't in that podcast and I thought it was really fucking good. I enjoyed it live. I was eating loads of popcorn just watching that. That was the only thing I didn't like. It's like they hate listening to people fucking eat. I'm really sorry. I wasn't, I wasn't thinking about how close I was to the microphone. but it was really good popcorn.
1:08.8	It was like spicy.
1:09.7	It had some chili on that or something.
1:10.9	Oh, spicy.
1:11.7	I was all over that stuff.
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