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Oh you had to do the bloody comedy trumpet on the end we had something something original going on there. We had the belching of the syllables. And then you went, ah. And then into a weird harmony and a trumpet at the end. That was practically art, actually, Log. And then you smashed on the art. I added to the art. There's no subtraction in art. It's all just piling art on top of everything else until you've got a big lovely

hump of art. Sometimes subtraction can result in a positive number as I've been learning from maths.

Say what? How is it everyone doing? I'm doing better than you, Stephen, because I know what you've been

doing to. I've had to feck and start a job.

A real job.

A real job in an office where you wear shoes or trainers.

I went to Rocksteady Studios while they were making Backman Arkhamishailam.

No, it's Arkham City.

And one of their art directors didn't have shoes on at his desk. And I thought, this is the kind of place I want to work? I don't think so. I never really, people who take their shoes off at work. Come on. And when they do that, the kind of people take their shoes off at work. And invariably the kind of people will also wrap their feet around each other and the legs of their swivel chair. Oh yeah, getting it all moist with their footswit. It's pornographic is what it is. If you want to take your shoes off at work, there's a really easy get around. If you want to take your shoes up on your out, look, join my... Here's an easy work around. Just where some of those like have an a...

Have an erios...

There's a flip-flop things.

The little flip-flop things which are basically like thongs for your toes where you just put on this tiny bit of plastic on the bottom of foot and it has a little thong thing that goes between your big toe. And you basically haven't got any shoes on. Are you saying flip flops are like thongs where you... They are, kind of, aren't they?

I mean, I'm not wrong.

Well, I'm not wrong. Well I'm not going to argue with you. In Australia they're

called thongs. Right. Well see they then Australia's already on side with me. This is great.

But did you just think independently that a flip-flop is like a thong? Yeah. But are you using

I guess a whole Australia has as well? Independently thought that. Does thong just mean something that goes between something else? A bit of string? Technically something like Garotzo Gootsie. Goose! Ooh, me Goosey! Me too goodzie! And me garage goodze. And me guiche gooseze. Where were we? What were we? Where were we? We were talking about my new job. Hey! Yeah. It's a very high-flying city job, I believe. I now work for City AM. City AM. It's unbelievable. And yet they make you work until 5pm. Yeah, that's Matt. Don't get that. Yeah. I should call it City AM and a bit of PM as well. Well, I'm going to judge you if it's PM. If it's 9 to 5, there's 5 hours of PM, 3 hours AM, Matt. Fucking get a fucking grit Matt. City, little bit of AM and then quite a lot of PM.

37.5% AM.

Ooh, that's good.

That's a great name for a radio station, maybe.

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