156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Here in the UK we sell amazing products and services the whole world once.
0:05.0	At the Black Farmer in Devon our producers enjoyed on both sides of the Atlantic.
0:10.0	We're McKinnon and Saunders from Manchester and our puppets are watched on six continents.
0:15.0	Whilst at Acceleron in Birmingham our sustainable, recyclable batteries are helping power nine countries.
0:21.0	So if you make it in the UK, why not sell it to the world?
0:25.0	For free help from the UK government visit great.gov.uk.
0:30.0	How much money would it take you to film your parents having sex?
0:33.0	150K.
0:34.0	That's low.
0:38.0	Are we in?
0:39.0	We're in.
0:40.0	We're in.
0:41.0	You guys were in.
0:42.0	That's exactly what every single time I put my penis in my girlfriend I go, we're in.
0:45.0	Who's we?
0:46.0	Me and D.
0:47.0	The French.
0:48.0	Oh, we're dead.
0:49.0	You said, you said you're dog is in.
0:51.0	That's weird.
0:52.0	That is weird. That's why I said it.
0:53.0	Okay.
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