#156: Daddy Dearest (@BrandtTobler)

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🗓️ 3 March 2014

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Brandt Tobler and I walked to Runyon Canyon on a hot February afternoon. We talked about what a shitbox father he had. It's a story that has its roots in mall scams that Brandt had worked all through growing up. And it continued to Vegas scams that he ran while living with dear old dad in Sin City.

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0:00.0	Just like high and the most high-end fucking I have like a hundred thousand dollar wardrobe
0:04.6	So we're given away because they don't have a dollar in the bank. Yeah, they have no security
0:09.6	All they have is one on duty cop that police is the stroll of the like a shine police department
0:14.5	He walks around the store, but but we figured out what we didn't figure out once he does around
0:18.9	He's on the other side of the mall. Yeah. Well, no, he's staying art just in our store
0:22.1	But he would just stay up front and try to fuck the cosmetic tricks
0:25.4	So over time we had it figured out where humans are fallible
0:29.0	They never got to do their job right
0:32.0	So now that I got dillards man, I had the whole mafia
0:34.9	I had every I could get anything in the mall except for puppies and a jewelry, but anything else I had a hook job
0:59.6	Yeah
1:01.6	I see for the business me. Hello, everybody. Welcome to Ari Shaffer's skeptic tank
1:07.3	Let's keep this short
1:10.3	Today on the episode Brant Tobler the sky. Okay, he's on my basketball team
1:14.1	He was on our guest. We don't have a basketball team anymore, but when we had Sean Kemp's kids
1:18.6	He was the second generation player very good basketball player
1:22.7	But more importantly, he has amazing stories from his degenerate family life
1:27.6	His father is the worst person I've ever known for anyone to have as a father figure
1:34.5	So I talked to him about his dad and about how he grew up and
1:39.6	He's just like a scam artist. I don't know how to describe it really
1:42.6	He just sort of got by on his his way to his ability to rob others
1:48.8	It's fun a lot of fun stories today. So Brant Tobler BR and DT. He has his own podcast, too
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