Um, okay, so then you got Jennifer Lawrence from American hustle. I don't think she should have been there. Jennifer Lawrence slash Amy Schumer from American hustle. No, that's Amy. Yeah, that's Amy Adams. Okay, Jennifer Lawrence for American hustle. Okay. I you know, thanks. I really like her.

I think the Academy right now is handing her awards for literally just showing up. Um, really? Yeah, because she, first of all, she's way too young to be in this role.

Jennifer, oh, that's a, she's actor. Who's the girl from Pearl Harbor? Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckins from Pearl Harbor.

Who's the girl married to the guy from, um, beautiful mind? Jennifer Connolly? Jennifer Connolly.

Let it go. I won with the wind and sky. Let it go. Let it go. You'll never see me cry. Here I stand. Here I stand. Let the storm reach on.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to Ari Shaffer's skeptic tank. I'm Ari Shaffer. I just got a massage man. I'm so fucking relaxed. How are you doing? I'm here with J.F. Harris.

A wife of the notorious Justi Dodge. He's the wife in the family. She would love that you just said that. How was, uh, how's her cutting going? I had no slip slightly. No slips or no slips?

That's what you call it. A slip. Oh, okay. Yeah. There hasn't been one. There hasn't been one in a couple months. A couple months. Okay. She's done it since the podcast though, right? I think she might have won. Okay. What else is she doing now?

I was just being a pain in my ass. Yeah. Have you guys started your podcast yet? No. We're supposed to. You were supposed to be our first guest, but we were going to go with one of those networks, but they kept pushing back when it was going to be. So now we're just doing it on our own.

Oh, yeah, the networks man. Yeah, we were waiting for like one of those, but I just had like four mics show up in the mail. That's why all things comedy is the best one. Yeah, there's nothing to do. Here's what we have to do every once in a while. Some one of the performers on the on the network will have something important.

And you just tell everybody, Hey, billboards got a new album out. Yeah, but everyone on the networks like somebody who's like a good person. Yeah, I know. So it's not like let's do that now. I'm magical in a show. Everybody watch about a boy on some network. Do you know what network? That's on. That's the NBC. I think it might be NBC. That's the remake of the you grant movie. Yeah, I think so. I bet you that's good. Yeah, it starts my friend. This guy knew from acting class David pretty David recalled him because it was an ugly David. And I think that was David Taylor and

and I'm magical and and mini driver. Oh, here's a deal with mini driver and it goes the same as we'll get to it in this episode actually. Yeah, actually we'll get to it in the episode. There's all these girls. They sell you as the ugly girl. And then all of a sudden they want to be like, no, no, she's hot now. You're like, what are you talking about? She was the quirky one. She's not though. Yeah, the same with the girl from party of five. Is that Mary the awful comic? Neve Campbell. No, no, no. No, no.

Was she in party of five? I think she was. She was an extra neighbor, the ugly next to neighbor Jennifer left you it. Oh, yeah, she was. They know really. They're all a fucker and party of five really. No one would fuck her because my whole childhood. They just sold her as tits afterwards. After 25. But and but party of five. She's already 20 when that show ended. She was still the ugly girl of 20. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Same with many, many driver. You can tell me all you want on fucking good real hunting. But that's not no. No, she was the quirky girl from before from that other movie. Remember that other movie?

Nope. Now I got to look up on this episode. I'm doing as I'm looking this up. I'm doing an Oscar preview. Have you seen any of the Oscar movies this year? J.F.? No, I'm going to see her this weekend. Do you see any of them? Do you saw Blue Jasmine? Oh, I said that's got an Oscar nomination for a chick. Best chick. Nice. I mean, you went to the movies. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With your other friend. What's his name? Alexis Guerrero. Yeah. Yeah. Very funny comment. Yeah. That wasn't

bad. It was a cool movie. It grew on me afterwards. Yeah. I definitely I loved it. I was like everyone talked about. I love CK. And everyone's talked about how great he was in that movie. But like he wasn't a giant part of that movie. Yeah. He was the same thing with CK. Oh, I saw American hustle. And CK is way better in that. Yeah, way more rushes it. They were mocking him when that guy was mocking him after the other deal. Yeah, that was so funny. I saw it with Dana Gould. We were in a Philly and we saw it. Neither one of us knew

he was in it. So there was that moment when we were both like, oh, shit. Really? Yeah. He's popped on. Yeah. I don't know. He's in it either. It is amazing. You see a comic like, oh. Okay. I don't know what what she was. These are the bunch of television shows peak practice. Knowing me, knowing you with Alan Partridge. Man, she's been around for a while. I don't know what the fucking movie circle of friends. Circle of friends. 1995. I've seen that movie. What? No one has ever seen it. Obviously not. It's a romance.

Sorry. It's an IMDB. It's with that other dude who played Robin. Yeah. Oh, the internet out, kid. Chris O'Donnell. He was an internet and saffron burrows. She's hot as fuck. Who's saffron burrows? God damn. Anyway, many drivers played the ugly girl on that. And then there's all of a sudden they were trying to tell me she's hot. No, no. I reject that. I reject hypocrisy in my religions. I'm watching you. I'll keep my Hollywood.

Yeah, he wasn't a big part of Blue Jasmine. Everyone's like he's so great. Same thing with dice. And I'm like, yeah, he was just in it. Yeah, like a couple of minutes. We're talking about. Yeah, I have a couple sponsors to get to. Oh, yeah. First of all, Warby Parker. I couldn't use new glasses. Yeah, I found my glasses. Oh, no, I found some. I got some. I tried for it. So here's how you do it. Yeah, Warby Parker dot com. I think if you enter slash R a Warby Parker dot com slash R a Warby Parker. I'll put a link on my website on the links.

Then they sent you five pairs of glasses. You can give them five pairs of glasses. They have a credit card just in case. You don't return them, but you have five days to try them on or whatever. I was late by a couple of days. They didn't care. And then you just send them back. And they're cheap, too. That's what. Yeah, 95 bucks. And they have other ones that are like a hundred and. Well, I'll be doing 95. Yeah, hundreds something. But I found first five. I was like, I didn't really find any of that fit. I didn't feel pressured. So I just sent them all back. Got another five. Well, there's just sent you five different pairs. No, you choose which ones. Yeah.

And they show which size. They have this thing on the website. We can look at your picture yourself and put those glasses on that picture of yourself. You can move it left, right up or down to make it like even looking. Yeah, because I have a weird head. Yeah, me too. So some of them, they're tilted down or tilted up like the frames until you try them on. You won't know. So I got one of the ones I got the first time and the four new ones. And then I found my ones. They're sugar maple to the Burke to 80s. They sound real hipster. Yeah, they're brown. They're pretty cool. I need new.

New ones, man. I've been coloring in my glass. You see all this chipping. Oh, yeah, I've been coloring in before I film stuff all the time. Yeah, you look like you're your indie rock bands. You got to go on stage. Yeah, but I forgot before I tell I did it for my special. That was a year ago. I need a new glasses. All the paints chipping off. And then I forgot before it tells her before I tell it looks all chip and shit. I lost my glasses. I want to say three years ago. Yeah. And I'm just like, well, I don't have glasses now. Oh, yeah, you just didn't get them. Dude, 95 bucks. I don't include the lenses included.

That's what I can't include it. I can't afford that. Back then I wasn't, you know, doing as well as I'm not like I'm doing well now. But that's about as cheap as you can get. That is as cheap as you can get. 95 bucks. And they have the titanium ones for I think 145. So I might be making this up. But I think someone even told me they have a store in New York City. Yeah, they do have a store. Yeah. I don't know what the deals with the store. Probably just try them all on same shit. But if you bring them your subscription and by that, I mean, prescription. Yeah, they just put them all in for you. I'm definitely doing that. Sweet. You don't believe the house. Yeah.

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