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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#155 - Vacation Rants

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7843 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

As he mentioned on last week's episode of the Rantcast, Lewis has left the country for a bit of holiday vacation. But that doesn't mean you need to go without some rants. So here is a compilation of some of the best rants Lewis has delivered so far this year. Enjoy! ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? https://www.lewisblack.com/live _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.

0:07.0

All right, this is from Canadian. You're going to love this.

0:13.0

I love going to Canada because they really get it.

0:18.0

And a few of them slipped in over the border.

0:27.6

Just to come down here for a good laugh.

0:34.6

All our guy is doing is running around and blackface, a man. You, you, oh, what, what? Hello? You don't call, oh, it's a fact fuckers.

0:41.6

Oh, oh, son of a bitch. And didn't know it was wrong. God damn it. It really upset my friend Kathleen Madigan, she's well she adores him he's so cute

0:59.5

okay this is from Heather Baker hi Lou not sure if this will count but it counts since I'm a

1:05.1

Canadian and that makes me an outsider with an outsider's perspective no it doesn't it makes

1:10.1

somebody who fucking

1:10.9

is watching us on TV going, wah! I do think I speak for a lot of us in the world as we

1:15.7

are watching America dissolve from what was once a great country into whatever the fuck it is now.

1:24.1

I don't quite understand how it was even legal for Donald Trump to run for president in the

1:27.9

first place since he was already accused of rape and wouldn't release his taxes and was

1:32.6

in implicated in a list of other crimes.

1:35.8

Now his phone call with the Ukraine president might be what finally takes him down.

1:40.4

I wish someone could explain to me how he was eligible to run for office in the first place.

1:44.5

So do I, Heather!

1:52.0

He was eligible to run because he did really well on his TV show.

1:59.0

That was his eligibility.

2:01.9

It was the first time it was Republicans, Democrats, and reality shows.

2:06.7

Who knew that was a party, Heather?

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