#154 - I'm Outta Here!

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

It's Thanksgiving and Lewis is getting outta here! Where's he going? Overseas to continue his annual tradition of escaping the holiday by visiting friends internationally. How did this tradition begin you ask? Well, it started years ago when he realized that his family weren't great cooks. This week's rants. Rant #1 – Elliott almost got arrested with her father the way to see Lewis Black. Rant #2 – BJ Terry thinks the internet contains too much useless information and its effecting our youth. He takes an opportunity to prove this theory to his 13 year old grandson at Church. Rant #3 – An anonymous female ranter still has to put up with the bullshit of working in a male-dominated industry. Rant #4 – David H has a bone to pick with the Michigan GOP and for good reason. Rant #5 – Sean Anonymous hates people that treat their dogs like children. Rant #6 – Barry H rants about aging, it turns out that 70 is not the new 20. No matter what people tell you. __________________ PLEASE SUPPORT THE SHOW'S SPONSORS Visit https://www.ghostbed.com/lewis and use code LEWIS for 40% off your order. For advertising opportunities email: rantcast@thesyn.com ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? https://www.lewisblack.com/live _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello there and before we get started on the RANDCAST, once again just to catch up on where I will be the week after this one, the one after this big Thanksgiving, oh, it's Christmas forever treat that we're going to go through.
0:16.5	November 30th, I'm going to be in Rocky Mount Virginia, which I initially thought I was booking myself into Rocky Mountain, North Carolina.
0:25.1	Fine. Never performed in either place. Look forward to that. And then go on to Bristol, Tennessee.
0:30.2	That'll be on December 1st, December 2nd, Charlottesville, Virginia, December 3rd, back to Morgantown, and then home, and then we come
0:39.2	back and we then do the week after that. Friday is in Montclair, 6th, Bensselm, Pennsylvania,
0:46.4	the casino there, and that's what I got for you before I head into the ramp. And isn't it
0:52.3	exciting for me to repeat these places?
0:54.9	As my own sandwich board man, as I wander through the airways of the internet,
1:01.4	shouting out, yes, I'll be there. I'm coming your way.
1:08.0	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
1:12.8	Hello there and welcome to the 154th episode of Louis Black's Rantcast entitled, I'm Out of Here.
1:20.4	That's right.
1:21.5	Bye, bye, bye. Justin, for a while, it's time to move on.
1:26.2	It's time to be out of the country, as I do every year at
1:29.8	Thanksgiving. And I'm really, I'm actually resident, reticent is the word I'm looking for.
1:38.8	Yet again, reticent about doing a rantcast today because I'm too lazy. I've reached the point that I've
1:47.8	seen the barn in the distance and I'm racing toward it and I just, I'd like to stop and chat with
1:55.9	you by some wonderful clover, but no. I wish I felt it more.
2:05.4	But also, we've been through the same news cycle over and over and over and over and over again.
2:10.1	And, you know, that we just add a little salt and pepper to it. I'm just really, George Santos, it turns out, they've got him, the House Ethics Committee really needed to do an investigation
2:21.8	because it wasn't obvious that this, what essentially he had already done.
2:26.5	And it turns out that he had used the campaign funds to pay for only fans, Botox, and Hermes. Just for starters, God knows what else.
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