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Out of Character

155 - Grow Old With Us

Out of Character

Hamzah and Martin

Comedy

5.03.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

These guys lower my stress levels becuase theyre so nice

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0:00.0

Happy Sunday, everybody.

0:07.0

Happy Sunday, everybody. I hope everyone is doing good. And happy daylight savings are almost pretty much.

0:29.5

Yeah. Today is technically 23 hours or something. Yeah, which and actually I don't, I can't tell if we're supposed to be like super happy about that.

0:37.4

I will. People are happy about it's a to be like super happy about that. I will.

0:37.7

Because people are happy about, it's a double-edged sword. People hate it, the concept in general of the moving things around. I think people like, but I will say, I don't know if it's connected to the savings, but the weather all of a sudden is like angelic outside here. Yeah. How much daylight are we savings? I think there were waking up better, waking up to more sun.

0:57.2

More sun. Or sleeping to more sun. Yeah. But dude, last night was so trippy, bro. Why? Did you, when it hit, we're supposed to hit 2 a.m. But it jumped to three. Yes. So weird. Celebrating Claritized birthday and it's like the celebration

1:10.8

got cut short.

1:11.8

Yeah.

1:12.3

You actually had

1:13.2

you had less time.

1:15.2

So we're going to have

1:15.8

to make it up somehow. You have to make up that one extra hour, bro. I'll give you a good hour, bro. I'll give you a good hour. I'll find a way to give you a good hour. Really, bro? a massage or something?

1:24.1

A massage.

1:25.3

You know it's under the hand part of the massage.

1:28.2

Like when they go into like the little grooves.

1:29.9

When they're like two hands, using two on your oiled up hand. This is how I know or this is how someone could trick me into making me believe that they're an expert at a massage is when they like do the back and stuff like that. But then like, massaging your fingers. When you go to the

1:44.4

fingers, it's like a normal person would ignore that. I'm actually really good at massaging fingers. Yeah? Yeah, but that's very, uh, are you trying to get me to get you to massage me? I'm not trying to get you, I'm saying if you want to see if that theory is true. I'm just saying like new versus pro, You want to disguise as a pro.

2:01.2

There's one secret though.

2:02.4

It's like this move.

2:03.5

When you pull the finger and then you to see if that theory is true. I'm just saying like new verse pros. You want to disguise as a pro.

2:01.5

There's one secret though.

2:02.4

It's like this move. When you pull the finger and then you do a little more pinch on that fingernail, that releases stress. Whoa. Like, not technically. I don't know. I just, that's how it feels to me. Yeah. I can't, I can't give Mandy a massage

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