154 - Guess my Underwear
Out of Character
Hamzah and Martin
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🗓️ 1 March 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | It was a lot of war. I think I'm gonna die in this house. |
| 0:30.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.6 | Is that how you feel, bro? |
| 0:33.7 | Pajamas? |
| 0:34.7 | You're just not even trying anymore. |
| 0:36.2 | What happened? |
| 0:37.0 | Free will. Just discovered it today. I'm not using my free will to its full capacity. I can literally do whatever I want. It's literally our podcast. There's no dress code. And your life, and our life. Like, why am I acting like I need to put on jeans? I can wear pajamas, bro. I could be naked if I wanted to. Jeans are like unkemptly to the grown adults. What does that mean? Like not good. Like that's like trashy. Can you believe that? No, I think we're past that. Oh, like generationally? Yeah, yeah. I think jeans now, it's like in a professional environment. I see jeans all the time now, I think. Think about it. Think harder. No. It's like khakis and stuff. We don't even own a pair. Who made that rule? Who made that rule, though? Actually, who made that rule? Big khaki. Like, who made the rule to not wear jeans at work? You're asking the big questions. This is fucking insane. |
| 1:27.5 | You watch 10 minutes of that dog. |
| 1:46.1 | This is to keep us apart and keep us distracted from what's truly going on. That's going to be my excuse for everything now. It's just they're trying to distract us. They are trying to. That's why when I'm like wearing like wrinkled stuff and you're like, you're getting distracted. You're getting distracted. But then you have to follow up with what are we really, what are we distracting from? |
| 1:44.2 | Yeah, I just, I're getting distracted, you're getting distracted. But then you have to follow up with what are we really, what are we distracting from? Yeah, I just, I just, I, it's, it's hard not to laugh at things like that though when it's like, oh, you're, you actually really care if my shirt is wrinkled. Like, what, what is actually getting you to care so much about that? I don't look at people's wrinkled clothes. I really don't. I really don't look at that. Who's looking at that? |
| 2:01.0 | I sometimes notice I don't look at people's wrinkled clothes. I really don't. I really don't look at that. |
| 2:16.3 | Who's looking at that? I sometimes notice it when I wear it myself, but I never noticed some of the people. But why? Why? And then you're like, oh, I'm wearing wrinkled clothes. Well, this morning, I put on some jeans. And did you take them off? Yeah. I had wrinkled jeans, though. that's kind of impressive. |
| 2:18.9 | Have you seen my wrinkled jeans? |
| 2:20.5 | I'm the wrinkle master. |
| 3:12.6 | Yeah. I had wrinkled jeans, though. That's kind of impressive. You, have you seen my wrinkled jeans? I'm the wrinkle master. Yeah, you're two and one. No, I, I, I'm not trying to be like that we live in a floating rock either, though, because that's just more annoying. But, but, but it is like a, it is like a, I, yeah, I just struggled. Or the, or people who just clock like outfit repetition. Like, that's crazy to me. Didn't you wear that shirt yesterday? Okay. I'll kill you. I'm going to play a devil's advocate. Okay, play it. Because I haven't heard that. I haven't heard anybody say that in forever. I think, well, we're around the right people, I think. But there is people that exist. People are stuck in friend groups where they do that to each other. I think I'm gonna die. That's how they feel. That's like Stining of the friend group. Yeah. But they're only doing that because they feel like, they're just like mad because it's like, you're not supposed to do that. you're not supposed to do that because i can't do that yeah yeah it's in that but they don't even want to ask the big questions not and i know what people are going to be like oh they're just |
| 3:16.1 | trying to find an excuse to be gross quote unquote gross or whatever like who made it gross |
| 3:20.0 | yeah exactly who said you have to flush after you just and these are actually actually nice pajamas too. They look nice. They're actually really nice. Feel them. They're nice. So I don't even know why people would even get mad at me for that because it actually looks nice. I dropped my clothes off for the first time I never took anything in dry cleaning before and I did it. Oh, how was it? I went to pick it up, and they closed with my clothes in there. |
| 3:41.8 | Wait, really? |
| 3:42.5 | They closed permanently. |
| 3:57.6 | Wait, forever? Yeah. You have no clothes anymore? Well, it gave me, like, specific hours. I can come back for, like, the next, like, week. But if I miss that week, I wonder what happens. Oh, my God. Wait, so you can't even like, you don't even know what the result is, the end result yet. |
| 3:57.6 | I have to come and see. And I lost my ticket. Like they so you can't even like, you don't even know what the result is, the end result yet. |
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