154 - #TPC [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint) calls his old friend Boone Corsica (@necrobranson) while driving his Tesla Plymouth Prowler to share a new business idea. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44634969

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0:00.0	They get the mailer.
0:01.2	All right.
0:01.5	So it's a subscription that they keep getting the mailer.
0:04.7	What if they only want the jacket and they cancel their subscription to the mailer because
0:10.5	they're paying for a monthly...
0:13.9	Well, they have to return the jacket.
0:16.1	Oh, so they're leasing the jacket?
0:19.1	No, it's not a lease.
0:20.7	What? How would we force them to return the jacket? No, it's not a lease. What, how would we force them to return the jacket?
0:25.6	You know what I'm saying?
0:27.7	Well, we, it's very simple.
0:29.5	We get their address.
0:30.7	We have their address through the mailer.
0:32.3	So we show up God, we, we have, let's face, like, goons to, like,
0:39.2	I, we can imply there's goons.
0:43.8	Okay, so, so let's say we have this guy's address.
0:47.4	He pays $350 to join the Pussy Club.
0:51.3	Right.
0:51.8	He gets the jacket, immediately cancels his subscription to the mailer.
0:56.0	Because let's face it, I wouldn't pay money to get a mail.
1:00.2	They're going to have to notify us some way to tell us that they canceled it.
1:04.0	We're going to know.
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