Hey kids! We're here! Episode 154 of Hello Disfunction. At your mama's house.

Hey guys! Today is not been going smooth but what else is new? Nothing goes smooth. I'm like a crazy person at this point. I just start laughing when she goes wrong.

Ever I got assigned from the universe. I stepped out of my car at Friday this morning and on the ground was this frog sticker holding up middle fingers and it says frog you, fuck you.

And I'm like you couldn't have got a clearer message. I already know. Yes. I know. You didn't have to send me another on your windshield. A physical reminder. Yeah. I got the message a long time ago. Yeah. I came outside finally today and there was a flat tire and then like I go to put air in the tire and there's a cop right at the pump. The air pump like this could not be more fun for me. Like so fucking annoying. But I'm here. I'm excited to record.

That's a good thing. Yeah. They've been so sick at her house. They've got coonies so bad. So yeah. What is that about? I have no immune system. Like for two years we've been so sheltered. Yeah. So any like do anything? Drop of anything in the air. Just fucks us up now. Is that how it works? I guess. Cause a friend was like especially for the baby. Yeah. Yeah. A friend was like you're sick and awful. Like you guys are sick and awful. Like you've compromised immune system.

Like your house really dirty. What's going on over there with you guys? There's no soap. No, but yeah. And I said like I went years like six years or something without ever getting any kind of cold or anything. And now it's just been one thing after another. I had this stomach virus. Like first piece had it. Then I got it. And when I got it. I wanted to end my life. I don't think I've ever I've never had a stomach virus that bad before.

I really and I'm dramatic. But yet both ends at the same time. I mean, I'll spare you details. But it was like I can't deserve this. Like I was in the bathroom crying. Like there's nothing I've done. I was a piece of shit for a long years ago. But like not. No, I already paid for all that. I was in the bathroom. Just like this cannot be real. Thank God. It only lasts for like 24 hours. So. But yeah. I got it. It was like the sisterhood of traveling.

Pants for your house. Yes. Yeah. So now bunny had it last. Finally, she was able to eat last night. So I think it's gone from her now. And. But it's crazy. Cause it'll sneak up on you a few days later. Like after the other person is better. You know. God. It's like the shock and all. But then what's weird. The day I got it. Another friend got it. Who's not even in the same city as me. We ain't seen each other. Nothing. She got it. Another friend in another state got it. My. My oldest daughter who lives like

far away. She got it. And like it's just. And we haven't been around each other like that. So it's just everywhere. And then you can't even breathe when you leave your house. You need to put on a bubble suit. Everybody has COVID right now. Fucking everybody. You know, before the kids went back to school, they were supposed to test the district even handed out free tests at the high school. So of course being responsible parents are supposed to test your children. Well, you know,

many people were like, fuck. Well, the thing was, I think they were also doing testing the morning of the day that they went back to school. At least bunny school was. So that was our plan. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there were parents who. Yeah. Period. 12 kids at night school on Monday tested positive. Nia had a direct exposure. One of them was her little friend. They eat lunch together. So she's been on quarantine in her room since Monday.

I've been testing her every day. She's been negative. You know, my kids are really good about keeping her mask on and not being in people's face. So I'm hoping it stays negative. But she needs to stay negative until Thursday and Friday. And then she's okay. But I know so many people that have COVID right now. Yeah. And in our district, like they canceled all the sports and shit for all the schools or going backwards again. Yeah, it's bad.

It's funny, you know, now that her stomach shake cleared up, she's like, well, when can I go back to school? And I'm like, girl, I don't know. Like I'll keep you posted. Like not this week. I'll tell you that. So there was in Oakland, like 500 kids. It's fucking scary. You know, everybody went and partied for the holidays. Yeah. And thought. So is this one like way more contagious than yeah, but less severe. Is that what it is? Yeah. More contagious.

Less symptomatic. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but I don't want it anyway. Yeah. Exactly. And there's some new ones coming out. Like Jordan's like like fucking. Yeah, there's more strains than like it's going to keep on earlier. Like there's halla strains coming out. And then there's one that's like the flu and COVID. I saw that in LA. And the problem is there's so many people that don't give a fuck about other people very selfish. They care about themselves. And that's it.

So we're going to continue to stay in this perpetual fuckhole. Mm hmm. Probably forever because humanity is shit. So I was talking to somebody yesterday. And they were like, um, I think what's going to happen is we're just going to eventually like all die. No, we're going to eventually like all become like more stronger to it, I think. And then it'll just be treated like the flu.

Let's hope. Um, I know people or something are on their fucking second round of and third round of COVID and it's whooping their ass. Yeah.

So I don't know, um, how that's going to work. But I try not to think about it too much because I don't want to panic myself and I tend to do that. But, um, yeah, I was thinking to myself, like, is this going to be it? Like, I can't see friends anymore. Like, I can't be out doing social social things.

Anymore. And like, I'm not ready for that. Like, I'm not ready for another two years. Let me just put it like that. Right. Um, that's my biggest fear of people refusing to wear masks, not washing their hands, being in people's face, refusing to be responsible.

It sucks. I feel like this is a COVID podcast sometimes. Yeah, because we have to like reiterate that shit so much. It's fucked. It gets so frustrating. And it's such a huge part of our lives. It's really hard.

Um, to not to it. You know, because it has such a big effect on life. But our lives are changing because of it. Like, I haven't been able to work. And I haven't been able to see anybody. And it's like, by the time we're back to somewhat normal or whatever, like normal is going to be different. Like, I'm not even going to be the same person anymore. That that scares me too, because I'm like, what am I going to be like now? What version of me is going to be like out again?

Like, you know what I mean? I don't mind. What if I don't like her? I'm coming a more jaded version of myself. I'm it's going to be a much angrier version of me. No, really, I have less fucking, um, just faith in human beings. Yeah. Yeah.

Because you used to be the forever always positive. Yeah. Not always. No. I think that crystal of God. She is. I'd like people. You know, I've known for a long time. I look at them totally different.

And I'm like, who you are is not conducive. So when we're free again, I'm not fucking with you. Nope. Because I think you're shady as fuck. Yeah. And you're not smart. There's so many of them. Yeah, you're right. Family included. And I want nothing to do with you. And it's, it's fucked up. But we shed a lot of shitty people in the last death couple of years.

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