153: On God's Birthday

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Last episode of the year; 2021 has not been kind. You can stop being friends without becoming enemies. CDC said go to work. Don’t buy your kids tattoo machines. The Damato kids are hilarious. Snow trips with no adults. Roses for Jesus.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Say anything, put that blanket on.
0:02.0	So, watch it.
0:16.0	Hey guys!
0:20.0	We're here, episode 153 of Hello Disfunction with Potaphria and Crystal.
0:28.0	Um, I was just distracted because Stevie just texted me the cutest fucking pictures of the mouse.
0:33.0	The beanie picture?
0:34.0	Yes, she sent me nine. She's the best photographer.
0:37.0	She is, and she loves the baby so much.
0:39.0	If you would like children's photos taken on an iPhone, contact her.
0:43.0	Right, she got you.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	It's been a long time.
0:51.0	It has.
0:52.0	We're back.
0:53.0	I feel happy to be back.
0:54.0	I need to know.
0:55.0	I have a lot to talk about.
0:56.0	I'm glad we waited till today to record though.
0:59.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	Monday was so bad for me.
1:02.0	Oh my god.
1:03.0	It's like the worst day since my dad died.
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