154: F is for Fatwa

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Ben goes off his meds and proposes an idea to stop immigration through the Darian Gap by training big lizards to eat minorities. Devan is incredibly hungover and leaves halfway through to do whiskey drinking. Jace just got back from his spiritual gay pride parade and goes OFF on Bill Burr and the Riyadh Comedy Festival... This week on lemonparty. bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ LP Tour https://www.lemonparty.life/ Support the sponsors: https://lucy.co/lemon https://www.drinkag1.com/lemon https://www.factormeals.com/lemon50off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Chicken,
0:02.0	One-Waw, Chicken,
0:07.0	Whom, Chicken,
0:08.0	Whiz
0:09.0	Chicken,
0:10.0	Chicken,
0:11.0	Chicken,
0:12.0	Woo,
0:13.0	Yeah, you like my outfit,
0:16.0	Don't even make the deal,
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl
0:20.0	on the light bill
0:21.6	Always in my face
0:22.6	Talking listening
0:24.6	Girl I end up by some real for the cat-knack
0:27.6	You ride clean but your gas tank is on me
0:30.6	Be stepping now they got no decent shoes on your feet
0:33.6	That's just a meter bro
0:35.6	You don't know what you're talking about In your way there that your choice in the club now. Hate to see you with your club. You're bombing with a mug. No one that's too bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub. But he was with me. That's with me. Cause when I got him on you, when you're bad in him face. I saw it and I face drinking on the egg. Not gonna go, but don't I mean, the cool thing Yeah, I'm the cool thing
0:54.4	Outside of the bench
1:07.4	Outside of the concert
1:09.3	But like 80 feet away from the stage,
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