153: Trevor Gets Some Foot Action

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated.

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0:00.0	Here in the UK we sell amazing products and services the whole world once.
0:05.0	At the Black Farmer in Devon our producers enjoyed on both sides of the Atlantic.
0:10.0	We're McKinnon and Saunders from Manchester and our puppets are watched on six continents.
0:15.0	Whilst that acceleron in Birmingham are sustainable, recyclable batteries are helping power in nine countries.
0:21.0	So if you make it in the UK, why not sell it to the world?
0:25.0	For free help from the UK government visit great.gov.uk.
0:30.0	I want to be an open casket and I want everyone to come to and come in my face.
0:35.0	Okay.
0:38.0	Uh oh, stand up comedy, tour dates. We're coming at you live.
0:43.0	With cities I will tell you Michael Bloustein will be in Sacramento, California, January 23rd.
0:51.0	I will be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, February 3rd. I will be in New York City, February 5th.
0:58.0	I will be in Boston, Massachusetts, February 6th and New Day, New Date, San Jose, California, February 23rd.
1:05.0	Get tickets at BlauComedy.com. Mr. Wallace, welcome to follow.
1:10.0	I am going to be no more for 2021, but 2022 we're kicking it off with that fiery batch of dates, dude.
1:17.0	Nashville, Tennessee is a first city that I'm doing in 2022.
1:21.0	Two of the six shows are sold out.
1:24.0	Let's go January 6th through nine. Then we got just two nights in Phoenix before shows.
1:28.0	January 14th through 15th. I'm going to be doing the exact same show I'm doing on tour.
1:32.0	Then the tour.
1:34.0	Are you that guy?
1:35.0	You're not that guy pal. You're not that guy pal. Tourist kicks off January 28th and New Orleans.
1:38.0	Then we're going to be in Tampa, Florida, January 29th. I guess it's the day of a big parade.
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