153 - The 1st Annual E1 vs PAL Robin Williams Memorial Riff-Off

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

When Lorne Michaels (@charlesraustin) is diagnosed with funnybone cancer that can only be healed with laughter, he receives treatment from a comedy troupe of doctors including Dr. Calvin Hobbes (@intellegint), Dr. Diet Thunder (@necrobranson), Dr. Tuca Bertie (@lunch_enjoyer), Dr. Conred Murrey (@Braingetter), and Dr. Heathcliff Garfield (@nibiru_TRUTH). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.8	This podcast is entitled The Annual E1 vs. Podcast About List Robin Williams Memorial Riffoff.
0:12.6	It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.
0:23.3	Hi, I am your doctor, Dr. Thunder, Dr. Dyer Thunder, and I just was going over your chart here,
0:31.4	and I wanted to let you know your diagnosis, got it all here. Test came back, and it's not good. It's not good. Well, Doc, ever since I was
0:41.8	born on November 17th, 1944, I knew this day would come eventually. Give it to me straight, Doc.
0:48.0	All right. You are Lorne Michaels, correct? Yeah, that is correct. I am a Canadian American television
0:53.4	producer and screenwriter,
0:54.7	best known for creating and producing Saturday Night Live. What are your parents' names? Could you
0:59.7	tell me a little bit about your early life so I can confirm these records for me? Well, I was born
1:04.4	to Florence, Nay Becker, and Henry Abraham Lipowitz. My place of birth is disputed, actually.
1:13.1	Oh, it's disputed.
1:14.4	You don't know?
1:15.6	Yeah, multiple people sources have said that I was born in Toronto, Ontario, while others
1:20.6	say that I was born the Kibbutz in British Mandate Palestine, now Israel.
1:26.1	Oh, it's now Israel, huh?
1:28.5	We can get into that later, though.
1:30.5	What did you want to tell me about my condition?
1:32.3	Well, I got one last thing to confirm here.
1:34.2	Would you mind giving me a brief filmography of films you produced?
1:38.0	Yes.
1:39.5	I did Lassie in 1994.
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