152: AIDS Staples

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We’re not starting a pet furniture line.
They can’t all be good days.
Crystal has been living on IG live.
Treat yourself to an occasional visit from a housekeeper.
Dog bites.
Poor family outings.

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0:00.0	Hello guys. Welcome to the Spice of Life. It's episode 152 of Hello Disfunction with
0:22.7	Pottafria and Crystal. Someone's a little spicy right now. Extra because spicy. If we were talking
0:30.6	about merchandise and someone got a little overzealous. Nope. Her mic won't mark on a mic,
0:36.6	want a tag team against me. They can both fucking go to hell. I think I'm just moving in with her.
0:42.6	I think Crystal has made some promises of a cat line. I cannot say a cat line. You fucking your
0:49.6	cat. A pet furniture line and I said I wanted a pet bed and we we got to just talk about that
0:56.3	and you know figure out a good it's yeah it's coming. Oh it's coming. You fucking marked my
1:03.5	words. You better believe it. You better fucking. It's coming okay but like we don't get a cat bed.
1:11.0	There's no more Hello Disfunction. I said she probably been on live promising. She said there's
1:15.4	like 20 people. They asked me about a fucking cat bed. I don't eat my own brand of cat food. How
1:21.6	about that? Do we sell it? Hello Disfunction. Fucking cat food. Put your face on the cat bed.
1:27.8	They could be crystal. I'm gonna put my tits on them. So someone's a little spicy right now because I
1:33.7	think my cat has no loyalty. Yet he does have loyalty. Anyways guys, hi. Today's not a good
1:41.5	day. I just want to cigarette and I'm a little busy. She sure did on the porch with me.
1:47.4	It's not a good day. Today you know they can't all be good days. Yeah we don't have a lot of
1:51.9	good days lately. I had to tell myself that today like they can't all be good because then we
1:56.6	won't know they're good. We won't know the difference you know. It's unless you have feelings
2:00.6	sometimes. Yeah. So don't be spoiled. I'm telling myself like because they can't all be good.
2:06.8	I just wish the universe would like give us a few more bones for sure. Yeah. I was on live last
2:13.0	night and you know you would probably we'd finally check the PO box after months. We had so many
2:19.8	things. Yeah. And there were some cards from my dad in there and I was reading one on live.
2:26.4	And it was actually from our friend Tammy and it was a really sweet message and I just started
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