I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

an actual citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate.

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

Here it comes. Here it comes. The great golden hand. Hurrah. Rejoice. It nears. It nears.

Welcome to Nightfail.

Wonderful news, residents. City officials report that within the next few hours, we should expect

the arrival of the great golden hand. This will mark the first visit from the great golden hand

in nearly 80 years. Older residents and those who up until recently did not age will remember the

last visit fondly. Those were the days when the air felt crisper somehow, as though growing older

does not cause a degradation of self, but rather a degradation of everything outside of self.

We project our own decline upon the world, and complain that everything was brighter and

better at the time that we coincidentally were at our physical and mental peak. But I digress.

Because everything was better during the great golden hand. That's just objective.

We will update you on the hand as it approaches. But in the meantime, make sure that you were stocked

up on a supply of clean water, adequate canned goods for 5 to 8 years, and copious amounts of human

hair for the offering. If you do not have hair, please make sure to stop by the air bank this morning

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