I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

an actual citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate.

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

One morning, as Josh Creighton was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed,

he had been changed into a towering, gushing waterfall. Welcome to Nightfail.

The alarm had been going off for a while, but Josh hadn't heard it. Now he was going to be late.

More upsetting than that, his bed was soaking wet. Josh was mortified until he realized that he had

changed into the shape of a waterfall at some point during the night. Josh was used to changing

shapes he had been born a shapeshifter after all, but he rarely changed into something he hadn't

intended to, never in his sleep, and he could always change back easily. Now, no matter how hard he

tried, he just kept pouring and cascading and splashing over rocks and being super annoyingly loud.

Something had gone very wrong. Lately, Josh had been staying in the form of a human teenage boy.

He had grown to like his human shape. At times, he even thought it was handsome in an understated

kind of way. Last night at a party was the first time he had used his abilities in forever.

He normally didn't like to use shape shifting as a party trick, but last night had been different.

He wanted to impress the boy. Josh changed into all the shapes the boy requested,

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