152: Thank You, Hot Fries!!
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2018
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.8 | Yours are for the Think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.0 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give me a |
| 0:11.7 | Duby advice and bring you all the weeks used from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.6 | John, yes, did you know that you have an iron deficiency? |
| 0:19.3 | How so? |
| 0:20.3 | I can tell because your shirts are all wrinkly. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh, it took me a second. |
| 0:26.8 | I've got it now. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm still not laughing, but I have received the joke. |
| 0:36.5 | Do you have good news from the world for me, John? |
| 0:40.6 | Not only do I have good news for you, Hank, I have an ongoing source of good news. |
| 0:44.8 | I know that you have a Google home as I do. |
| 0:48.4 | Starting now, if you ask Google Assistant, Hey Google, tell me something good. |
| 0:54.6 | Google will provide you with good news. |
| 0:58.8 | Some piece of good news about how the world is getting better. |
| 1:03.8 | Beekeepers in East Detroit bringing back the dwindling bee population, |
| 1:07.7 | Iceland curbing teen drinking with nightly curfews and coupons for kids to enroll |
| 1:13.0 | in extracurricular activities, etc. |
| 1:15.4 | I like the coupons for extracurricular activities, but come on. |
| 1:18.7 | Let the kids go outside. |
| 1:20.3 | I wonder if you could do it by singing to it. |
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