I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with Woke, to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

As we all know, the Weedee board is a highly controversial subject.

Come on, let's get going.

A lot of people are believers.

While others believe it's just a game.

We've been interested in this physical phenomenon for so many years.

Some believe the Weedee board can summon the worst demons you could ever imagine.

And I feel that it lost with me to break through.

And if your plan chat ever spells out,

Z-O, Z-O, do you mind of just letting demon into your home

and possibly even your soul?

Some suggest that Zozo's origins might trace back to before the universe even existed

and God banished this demon from heaven eons ago.

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