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152: Emergency Animal Convention

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2015

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The person writing this description was too pissed to remember the podcast being recorded but I bet it's really good.

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:01.0

Hi.

0:01.7

Hey. What up? Bitches. Oh, no. Ruin that. Start again. Still in games mode. Still in games mode. Okay, sorry. It's nice to be nice. That's a maxim to live by. It's your book. Sorry to everyone who doesn't like even remotely like games for last week's episode. Confusing time for readers. Pretty in depth. It's fucking confusing for me if you listen to it. But if you didn't go out and nominate us for a GMA, then finally, fuck you. We need that free dinner. We definitely need it. Well, we need. I'm starving. I'm starving. Like, I generally won the award just so we can get up on stage and be like, you know all you actual people who do this for a living, we just fucking did one, and we won it.

0:41.5

Because we're... it's like I generally won the award just so we can get up on stage and be like you know all you actual people who do this for a living

0:39.1

we just fucking did one and we won it because we out in

0:42.1

every year when we all get nominated for different awards

0:45.3

we have we have we have just been nominated

0:47.7

okay this podcast is going out during the consideration of the winner

0:50.9

oh shit let's not shit our trousers being being smug beans about it. I think it's too fucking leave for that. I do always think, like, I don't understand why there's not billionaires listening to our podcast. Do you know what? Let's just give them a billion pounds. Yeah, we should need to get on a podcast network. Well, no, I mean, podcast network, but be like, okay, these four men here, they know about games. Here's a billion pounds to make a website. Imagine what they do with a billion pounds. Well, that's my home with Polygon. Oh, my God, I just blew my own fucking mind. Are you imagining what I'm imagining? I think so. It's fucking. Oh. YouTube, let's play. Interviews with... Interviews with celebrities. Is literally what happened with Polygon. They gave them like millions of pounds and they got some nice SLRs and they made everything look a bit of purple and blue. Yeah, but we won't do that. No, we'll just look much more fun. But hey, you know, we'll wait for another billionaire. They've got to come around sooner or later, right? Is it because billionaire, like a billionaire might be listened to it, but he's only got one billion and we have asked for one billion. Yeah, so if he gave us all, he'd be a nothing here. We need a billion's air. We need billionaires to put half a billion each in.

2:02.7

And they've all got half a billion to go away.

2:05.3

Two billionaires to bump into each other at high speeds.

2:08.4

We've got to create four.

2:10.5

Fug's billionaires.

2:12.6

We've got to mix it up.

2:14.0

We've got to do a podcast that's going to attract more billionaires.

2:17.4

We should do a podcast

2:18.1

about crude oil. Oh. Yeah, because they love oil, don't they? Because there's loads of money in it. You gave us, you gave us notice on the games one, Lee, so we all came up with games features, but you haven't given us any fucking notice on the crude oil. Alright, lick my slick.

2:34.2

That's my feature.

2:35.2

Brilliant.

2:36.0

If you haven't heard it,

2:37.0

last week's episode

2:37.6

was a video game special yeah that's something about all of the hot video games it was a lot of fun but this week isn't there was roundups roundup feedback feedback oh yeah reviews retro indie comments indie comments Indy comments Cheats and tips Oh yeah Yeah if you The latest The Cheatline Hot mods For your Skyrins If you press the play And the pause Bun on the player When you play it back Then you can look through The Cheats and codes Very very slowly and you can just read them off it's all very quick but if you listen carefully

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