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Downloading podcast. Downloading opinions. Downloading opinions. Optimizing the voices.

Making the funny jokes. Beep boop, boop, beep, boop.

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Game over.

It's the start, game starting.

Hey, what's up, guys? It's your boy Matt Lees.

Oh, Matt, hey. What's up everybody?

It's your boy, Gaff.

What's going on? It's me, it's Steve. God, so good to be here guys. It's your boy, John Blythe. Hey, John Blythe. I'm also your boy, I didn't say that, but I'm your boy. Hey, what's up, Steve? You have to say you're our boy, otherwise we don't know that you are our boy.

I'm your boy.

You guys are listening to the regular features gaming podcast the regular features gaming

podcast the video game podcast that's the most popular to get podcast on the internet coming at you

from number one in the iTunes oh it's most downloaded most well thought, pure video games 100% all the time. Non-stop facts and opinions, features. Newsrews and previews. We should talk about games. But first off, Gam, how's your hand doing? You put it on that toaster oven, didn't you? Oh, I remember last week. Oh, you put it on the toast oven. Classic. Yeah, cluts. Classic. Guys, what's? Reviews or previews? Oh, don't ask me to choose. It's difficult. Trick question, it's feature. Of course it is. That's the catchphrase of the regular Features Games podcast. It's the features. It's the best. We love games, guys. We love games. This is a podcast for gamers. By gamers. Two gamers. With gamers. On gamers. We are sitting on gamers. We are sitting on gamers. If you don't like games and you're standing waiting for your train, just take your headphones off, place them on the seat and then just jump onto the tracks because you're nothing to us. Fuck you, non-gamer, we hate you. You're either with us or against us. And if you're against us, you might as well be fucking dead. If you're a casual gamer, punch yourself in the dick until you grow a pair. In fact, if you'll listen to this on an iPhone, chuck it under the train with yourself. Fuck you. Fuck you. You can't be crushed, fucks. Anyway, guys, what are you being playing? Mario! Mario? What haven't I been playing? I've been playing Barry Buttons on the ZX-46 spectral jazz. Oh, fucking buttons. I know it's an old console, but those games are so, so good. Retro's where it's at? The retro stylings? Who remembers Treasure Swans?

Yep.

On the gun championship mega.

Yeah, opening those swan chests, revealing the feathery prizes inside.

I'm now...

So addicting.

So addicting.

I couldn't stop playing till five in the mornings

Whoa

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